HOLLYWOOD REWARDS DUMBASS BEHAVIOUR

 

What happens when a young woman with no self esteem, very little common sense and a whole lot of money visits a plastic surgeon to “improve” herself and comes out looking like Porn-star Barbie’s middle-aged mother?

Hollywood puts her in a movie.

Here are photos of Heidi Montag (and her ridiculous boobies) on the set of JUST GO WITH IT, some Adam Sandler movie co-starring Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston. While it may be fitting that Heidi’s first movie gig would star Kidman and Aniston, I can’t help but wonder what this says about Hollywood (and us). Before the plastic surgery, we were successfully ignoring Heidi (and Spencer). After extensive cosmetic surgery, she’s on the cover of People magazine and tweeting about co-starring in a movie with Jennifer Aniston.

How much do you want to bet her doctor’s office just got a lot busier.

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COVERIN' IT

How gorgeous is this shot of Gwen Stefani on the cover of InStyle magazine. Gwen definitely has an old school type of beauty and I love how they play it up.  But I love all the colour on this cover it's so "Spring".

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BUZZ FOTO BLIND ITEM

BuzzFoto Blind Item #292

This once B/C actress once had a promising future and was rocketing to the top. Now, she is throwing her life away every chance she gets. Her self-destructive habits might have gotten her attention in the past, also endangering the lives of others, but now she’s putting on a whole show of a mess for random people to see. Not only is she dragging those around her into substance abuse, she’s also been driving under the influence, stealing from friends, and having others pick up her messes. Most recently we hear she’s been fond of Chatroulette, which normally wouldn’t be a big deal because she’s been dressing up and disguising herself. Except that once her identity is discovered, she’ll be in big trouble. You’ll know her by the illegal activities she is doing online for everyone to see, and she’s almost always completely high when she does them. It won’t be long until the world hears about her little secret life.
Not Mischa Barton.

The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Tara Reid - I can't see Lindsay Lohan disguising herself, she craves attention too much.

BuzzFoto Blind Item #291

This Blind sounds a little like a Cinderella story, only come to Hollywood. This pair of sisters each grew up with the same dream: to be famous. It worked out for one more than the other thanks to this B/C lister’s ambitious tricks. We hear a part was once offered to her sister, that helped give our star her big break. Although she was young, she beat her sister to the call back and charmed the executives and convinced them to take her instead. She’s now a much bigger star than her sister!
Not Annalynne McCord.

The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Hillary and Hailey Duff

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TIME TO STEP UP YOUR GAME GABBY

Now that the Award circuit is over, and you're settling into the realities of being a working actor, we need to look at the fashion -we need to look at a lot of sh*t, but let us START with the fashion. Gabourey, Lane Bryant has not being doing you any favors, and to whoever sold you those blue Ugg-ish footwear, karma's a bitch. Don’t worry that sales associate will get hers.

Gabourey Sidibe needs to learn that you can be fat and fly. But you can't be fat and fly wearing turquoise Uggs and a plaid jacket.

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I GUESS THIS IS WHY SHE'S A SUPERMODEL

Gisele Bundchen covers the April 2010 edition of Vogue magazine eight weeks after giving birth to her son Benjamin. 

B*tch.

Really, what else do you say to this?

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TWIHARDS SUCK

When I was a teen, if you were a fan of someone, you supported them. You bought their movie tickets, their albums, you watched them on the telly, and you bought every magazine you could find with their picture in it. Most importantly, when you created a fantasy world with said actor or singer, that fantasy involved you –not their co-star.

Robert Pattinson is learning this weekend that the Twihards, don’t give a damn about him. They care about "Edward".

How did we know this? Box Office Mojo has released the weekend estimates, and Robert Pattinson’s REMEMBER ME was not remembered by his fans. REMEMBER ME opened a pathetic fourth with a box office take of $8,300,000, behind ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1st with $62,000,000), GREEN ZONE ($14,535,000) and SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE ($9,600,000).

It wasn't even close. I hope these kids are saving their TWILIGHT money. I don't think were going to be seeing much of them when it's done.

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KATE GOSSELIN IS STILL FROSTY

New York Post’s Page Six is reporting that all is not well on the set of Dancing with the Stars, because the other octomom, Kate Gosselin can’t help but let her inner b*tch shine bright.

Sources are reporting that Kate is being a “total diva…snubbing other contestants and behaving frostily to crew members”. Why is anyone surprised? Anyone who watched that wretched show Jon and Kate Plus Eight knows Kate Gosselin is a first class bitch. I’m still trying to figure out how Jon Gosselin managed to get away from this lady and come out looking like the bad one.

Kate debuts on Dancing with the Stars on March 22nd on ABC. I won't be watching this crap, but if the tabloid covers are any indication, most of you will be.

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CONFUSED, MTV PLAYS VIDEOS?

All weekend I kept waiting for the Lady Gaga featuring Beyoncé music video "Telephone" to be pulled from YouTube. Usually the labels let these music videos leak for about 12 hours before they start defending their copyright. But its been three days, since "Telephone" hit the net, and it looks like the suits at the record company are going to let this one continue to be a YouTube sensation, because "Telephone" will not be playing on MTV.

MTV has been banned by "Telephone" for its “raunchy provocativeness.” Translation: 'the  music video wasn't a dumbass reality show we could profit on, so we saw no reason to play it'.

I still can't believe Beyoncé is doing anything controversial,  I thought Rihanna was the 'good girl gone bad'. Go on with your bad self Honey B.

Lady Gaga featuring Beyoncé "Telephone" music video.

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'WAVIN' FLAG' -YOUNG ARTISTS FOR HAITI MUSIC VIDEO

One of my favourite songs out there right now is Somali-Canadian K'naan's 'Wavin' Flag'. I swear I've played his track close to 300 times since I downloaded it on iTunes a couple of weeks ago. Young Artist for Haiti decided to remix his single as a fundraiser for Haiti.

Check out K'naan, Kardinal Offishall, Drake, Sam Roberts, Jully Black, FeFe Dobson (you still there girl?!), Justin Bieber and a host of other Canadian talent (plus Avril Lavigne) singing Wavin' Flag.



Both versions are available for download at iTunes and Amazon.

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TED CASABLANCA'S BLIND VICE BLIND ITEM

Last time we checked in on Parrish Maguire, the good-lookin' babe was getting set up on fake dates with available female celebs, and the dude didn't mind in the least!

Parish, as we've said before, is quite unlike the most famous closeted Hollywood man of them all, Toothy Tile, who hates that he has to trot women around in order to sell tickets.

That's no problem for adorable Parrish, who'd probably sell his soul to the Hollywood devil for even a bit more fame—only problem being, not sure the designing star has a soul. Hard to tell.

Especially with PM pulling stuff like this:

Attending a number of private Hollywood parties, with boyfriend in tow (the one he's had since before Parrish shot to matinee celebu-fame), and hitting on other guys! No wonder that bf of Parrish's looks like a Ken-doll caught in headlights. If that's the crap Maguire's pulling on his man in public, can you imagine the emotional abuse the boyfriend's having to put up with in behind closed doors?

But, let's get one thing clear here: There is nothing overt about what Parrish is doing with these men at varies soirees, a gay Tiger Woods, he's not. Nope, what gets Parrish's flirt on is literally rubbing up against good-looking guys with his (rather nice) legs, arms and—often-times—just his hungry eyes. It's all really kind of Crescent Kumquat kind of stuff, remember the guy who just liked to spoon with guys in bed, rather than actually screw them? Yeah, that's the one.

Isn't it interesting PM, who's privately never made it a secret he's gay, is now taking the next step of getting his homo on in quasi-public places?

And the Crescent analogy isn't exactly such a bad one, as—of course—now Crescent's doing much more than spooning with those guys he formerly just got sleepy-cozy with.

Does this mean Parrish is actually getting closer to coming out?

We say no.

And this is why the Tiger analogy is actually a better one. Parrish's recent party-lusty behavior is just another example of a guy who's used to getting away with stuff and thinks that'll go on forever.

Not so sure about that.

It Ain't: Nick Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Justin Bieber

The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Wasn't this supposed to be Bradley Cooper? What's with the singers? Joe Jonas is always hanging with the boys. 

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RANDOM SHOTS

Love her or hate her, you’ve got to admit Beyoncé is beautiful…except in this photo.

Beyoncé was out supporting her hubby Jay-Z at the groundbreaking ceremony of some basketball arena they’re building in Brooklyn. Beyoncé looks like she spent all night reading the online comments about her new Telephone music video with Lady Gaga. Bey, when something starts effing with your beauty it’s time to put it to rest.

Lindsay Lohan is still partying in Paris. Lindsay needs to figure out exactly what she's been experimenting with over the past 7 days and vow never to take that sh*t again. Some people weren't meant to live in the fast lane.

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