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>> Friday, July 10, 2009
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Ted Casablanca's Blind Vice Blin Item
One Poison-Vanilla Blind Vice
Our superfamous naughty couple today is by no means as interesting as Hard-Nipple Nick and his megastar wife. Quite the opposite, in fact. Sorry! But get this:
It's high time everybody met Jerry Rock-Butt and Chutney Jones—an insanely gorgeous duo. The stars (one A-List, one B-List, sorta) have been dating for a couple of years now and they're the epitome of dull, dull, dull. Bland expressions when they're out together, same routine dinners, blah blah and more blah. Yech, already.
But it wasn't always that way, we assure you:
JR-B has always been a ladies' man, and has quite the track record of bedded A-List hotties. Not that he always made it to a mattress, but you get the general idea, I'm sure. Oh, and these exes of Jare's never let him lose his hard-partying ways. They were supersmart about that—quite unlike how stupidass (tightass) Chutney's being with Jerry now.
See, Rock-Butt is no druggy—don't get us wrong. But when he's out with the boys or in a crazy mood, he doesn't mind dabbling in the occasional Hollywood party favor: coke. J will do a couple of lines here and there, just to help him get his dance and flirt on.
But Chutney isn't having any of that. Not that we condone drugs here at the A.T., but C.J. is just as pissed that Jerry does blow as she is that Jerry has fun! She's such a stick in the overly coiffed spa mud, and she sure as hell isn't any fun to take out—and that, of course, means Mr. Rock-Butt shouldn't be out and about either, so Chutney thinks.
Well...let's just say Jerry's been sneaking off to Vegas a bit more than usual, as a result. Sin City is where Jare gets all his sins outta his system, fer sure.
And we think Jerry has had it with his leecher girlfriend. They've been on rocky ground for a while, and studly J is starting to miss the nightlife and bevy of hot female fans. And trust, this sexalicious guy could have practically anyone. Guys or girls. But he chooses the latter, despite his metro-esque appeal.
Here's hoping JR-B ditches the douche ball and chain and goes back to the single life. Preferably for his first love. Now they were a fit like no other.
And It Ain't: Sean "Diddy" Combs, Ryan Phillippe, Emile Hirsch
Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel?
NY Post's Page Six Blind Items
WHICH online columnist is so aggressive about getting on TV that one network warned its male talent to keep a distance from her while she visited LA to cover the Michael Jackson story? She's already slept with several men who could help her career . . .
Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: no clue. But someone needs to tell her that f*cking your way to the top, eventually will make you a bottom.
WHICH wife in the middle of a nasty divorce is secretly dating a successful businessman? The affair, if it went public, would complicate the litigation, and her hot-tempered husband can be scary.
Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Kate Walsh
NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
WICKED WHISPERS: Which freaky actor — who currently has a girlfriend — hit on a wardrobe consultant on the set of his latest film with the line, “I like those jeans. Can I have your number?”
Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: This is a little too vague. Besides, it's a lame way to ask for a number.
Madonna Is Killing Me
>> Thursday, July 9, 2009
I'm not one of those people who harps on about haircare and black kids, but this kid is KILLING ME. Madonna snatched Lil Mercy of Malawi (aka "The Luckiest Lil African in the World") from the bowels of poverty and thrust her into a world of privilege. But apparently rich white folks can't find a hairdresser.
That jacket looks like it cost more than my shoes, yet Madonna can't afford a hair brush. You see that stunned look on Mercy's face? That is not because she's scared of the photographers. That's the look of a little black girl who knows her hair ain't right.
SMH at the beads. Beads imply effort. Unfortunately, that effort looks like it happened about a week ago.
Random Shots
I've already admitted on this blog that my big sister got the fashion gene. That being said, somebody needs to explain this outfit to me. What statement is Lady Gaga making? Who would cover their face at a press conference? If she were in France, I'd think she were offering up alternatives to the burka for her Muslim fans, but she's in Spain, and they have no plans to ban the burka. So WTF does this mean?
I could stare at this get-up all day perplexed....
NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
WICKED WHISPERS: Which television star called off her wedding the night before the nuptials? She changed her mind after having a sexy fling with the best man.
Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: The story sounds familar, but I'm drawing a blank.
NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
>> Wednesday, July 8, 2009
WICKED WHISPERS: Which musically inclined young celeb has been dubbed - behind his back, of course - "Lip Gloss" because he always puts it on before hitting a red carpet?
Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Does Lainey Gossip get credit for this one? Isn't that what Lainey calls Zac Efron?
It's All About Your Choices
Life's funny sometimes. I was once told that your success in life has one hundred percent to do with the choices you make. Good or bad, they all lead to somewhere. Lindsay Lohan is learning that lesson.
PageSix is reporting that Lindsay passed up the role in the summer blockbuster The Hangover, because she said the screenplay "had no potential." Todd Phillips, who directed the comedy, offered Lohan the role of Jade, a stripper played by Heather Graham. One source told the magazine Lohan's agent "tried hard to get Phillips to consider her," but "Lindsay said she didn't like the script."
It's one thing not to like the script. But Lindsay can't afford to be choosy. No one wants her for anything right now. My guess, the role wasn't "big enough" for her.
She would have been a distraction anyways. Her loss, not the films.
Michael Jackson: The Funeral
>> Tuesday, July 7, 2009
I swear this is my final Michael Jackson post. I promise.
Are you watching it? The last funeral I saw on TV was Princess Diana's. Is it in poor taste to say this one has better entertainment? I started watching at Mariah Carey, then Queen Latifah. Now Lionel Ritchie. Lionel Ritchie does funerals? I loved Lionel as a kid, why isn't he in my Ipod?
This is surreal.
(BTW www.tmz.com has a perfect broadcast).
Update: I had to leave the office for a couple of hours to set up for an event. Just went online and saw some of the clips.
Loved what Al Sharpton said to the kids, about their father not being strange.
Paris Katherine, broke my heart.
Who gave Michael Jackson's kids gum? Lord, I wanted to slap them upside the head for chewing gum at their daddy's funeral like that. But have you noticed how ethnic the Jackson kids look now? One week with the black side of the family, and they all look biracial now. Someone's getting ready for a court fight.
This One's For Rabin
My friend Rabin is pretty upset at all the people who won tickets to the Michael Jackson Memorial only to try and sell them for a ridiculous amounts of money. Rabin who has been driving me crazy listening to Michael Jackson music...talking about Michael Jackson (only the good stuff). Thanks Rabin for reminding me about all the positive things about Michael. So one final Michael Jackson post. Coverin' it: Rolling Stone magazine.
Good bye Michael. RIP
Is That What They're Call in Now?
Page Six is reporting that when Megan Fox auditioned for Transformers, she went to director Michael Bay's house for the audition. "He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her," reports Jason Solomons in Britain's Guardian. "She said she didn't know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed -- 'Er, I don't know where it is either.' "
Her audition consisted of her "washing his car" at his house. Yeah right.
NY Daily News Gatecrasher Blind Item
WICKED WHISPERS: Damage control! Which hard-partying actor rushed back to his local AA chapter when he was caught drinking, but is actually still on the sauce?
The Gossip Wrap-Up! Guess: Jonathan Rhys Meyers -he won't do any time though, but he probably banned from the airline.
And Still No Twins...
Angelina Jolie took Zahara and Shiloh to ballet classes yesterday in LA. I bet these two are way better dancers than that troll Suri Cruise.
I still love me some Zahara, but we need to do something about the hair. Please.
Random Shots
>> Monday, July 6, 2009
Chris Brown and Teyana Taylor at Sean Combs Independence Day White Party over the weekend. I am not buying this relationship at all. I suspect their label is just trying to squash those pesky rumors about Teyana's sexuality and drum up some publicity for the girl. It just seems so suspect though.
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