Clever Girl

I spent much of my free time at work discussing the foolishness that has become Jennifer Aniston’s love life. I think I spend more time analyzing Jennifer’s (and Jessica Simpson’s for-that-matter) dysfunctional behavior, than my own. Why would Jennifer Aniston take up with a man who publicly bitch-slapped her? For a brief moment I forgot that this is Jennifer Aniston. For a moment I forgot about the competitive nature of Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Could the only reason Jennifer took up with John Mayer again be because Angelina Jolie has a movie coming out? Because Angelina is getting tonnes of press promoting something that could garner Angelina her SECOND Oscar? Hmmmm….very sneaky Jennifer. But Jennifer underestimated the genius of “Zahara’s mom”. Angelina dropped this line yesterday, “Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love," referring to wanting her kids to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Pretty sure Brad was officially your husband during that film Jennfier. At some point I’m going to start feeling sorry for the Muppet-faced Aniston -not anytime soon, but at some point. While Angelina and Brad are out planning their global family. Jennifer has been reduced to dating no-name unemployed models and John Mayer. Jennifer is dating Jessica Simpson's cast offs. Can the bar be any lower? If this is a competition Jennifer, you cannot be winning.