Covern' It

I suspect that Tina Knowles designed the awful get-up Beyonce's wearing on the cover of Essence Magazine. I'm going to give her weave a rest today, 'cause Beyonce hasn't had good hair since the nineties.

Halle Berry is Esquire Magazine's "Sexiest Woman Alive". But these were the folks that named Justin Timberlake's current hermaphrodite-looking girlfriend Jessica Biel Sexist Woman Alive, so Halle can toss this title in the trash (along with the horrid photo).

Ebony Magazine covers Jennifer Hudson, Queen Latifah and Alicia Keys. Ebony's sales must be worst than I thought, they can't even afford proper hair, make-up and photo-shop people. Daniel Craig covers GQ with a bunch of the Bond Girls. Take away the b*tches and this cover would be perfect.