Why the Americans Just Might Be Better than the Canadians
>> Thursday, October 30, 2008
Canadians went to the polls this month, with little fanfare. Honestly, nothing changed.
Our neighbours (or "neighbors" Americans like it simple) to the south hold an election, and not only to they put old people, blacks, whites, men, women, POW survivors, the terminally ill and an idiot with a great wardrobe on the ballot, they get free ice cream and donuts. Free f*cking Ben and Jerry's ice cream and Krispy Kreme donuts, just for voting!
If the Americans don't get 100% voter turn out after this, it will be proof that there's something wrong with them. Is it too late to turn in my Canadian citizenship and become a Yank? Does anyone know if I get in on this?
To find out about the Ben and Jerry's give away go here. For Krispy Kreme, go here.
To find out about the Ben and Jerry's give away go here. For Krispy Kreme, go here.
If Obama wins, is America getting free health care? Free health care, free donuts, free ice cream. Pretty soon the US may have an illegal Canadian problem. Actually they already do in Los Angeles, but they're too busy looking at the Mexicans, and we Canadians are known for our ability to blend in.
1 COMMENTS:
well, if mccain wins, you may have an illegal american immigration problem. just giving you a heads up!
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