2009 SAG Awards

I can't say I was loving the fashions at last nights Screen Actors Guild Awards. Is it me, or has the Red Carpet been a bit of miss lately? Maybe with the recession actors were intentionally trying to look like broke ass bitches. I don't recall seeing any Harry Winston, Fred Leighton or even Kays Diamonds for that matter. There still better then us, although she looks like ass. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.Unfortunately Angelina is so beautiful she can wear crap and still look edible. The Award for excessive use of Botox goes to Marcia Cross. Eva Longoria better be hiding a baby under all of that ugliness. Not any better close up. She still creeps me out, but Evan Rachel Woods looks great. Clearly spending time away from Hollywood has effected Penelope Cruz style. Am I the only one who thinks Sean Penn looks like a wife beater? I don't think it helps that Robin Wright Penn always looks like she's suffering from post traumatic stress syndrome. Teri Hatcher is smiling because she hasn't seen the mirror. I'm going to give the cancer survivor a break. But there really isn't any excuse for this sh*t Christina Applegate. Again, why does Anne Hathaway have a beauty contract? Is this why I don't use Lancome? America Ferrera, who let you out of the house in that dress? It's so unflattering I hurt for her.