Dolly What? Charlie Who?

I'm starting think that these celebs are not only getting pregnant for publicity, but giving their kids some dumbass names just for the attention. I guess we didn't cover the Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O'Connell pregnancy enough for their agents liking. So their twin girls just got screwed. Royally. Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O'Connell welcomed Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip into the world. Poor kids. Even Maddox, Pax and Knox are laughing at them. I thought Rebecca was from Europe? They have trailer parks in Europe? Dolly Rose and Charlie Tulip are doomed.