Random Shots: The 'Just Say No' Edition

There's a running joke amongst my friend because I've never tried illegal drugs. Nothing, not even weed. For some reason I hang out with people who at one point in their lives were walking pharmaceutical labs. My vice is food, but I do love my alcohol. I tried and loved it all -except beer. I sooner drink piss in a bottle than another bottle of beer. I've always had difficulty expressing my reasoning behind my 'just say no' stance. "I don't want to" usually gets me snickers. But today Courtney Love has brilliantly shown why I abstain. Drugs f*ck with your perception. They make you think you are smarter, stronger and more beautiful than you are. Hell, they make you date people you wouldn't look twice at normally. How high do you have to be to walk out the door in this outfit? This outfit took effort people. Lots of effort. And Courtney Love is walking around like she looks good. This is not the outfit of a clean and sober woman, unless she's f*cking crazy. And given that it's Courtney Love, either way we have a winner. Besides...Also, a lesser known side effect of drug use, it makes your "toon toon" fall out.