So Shocked!

Bristol Palin has learned her first major lesson in Teenage Pregnancy 101. Men Don't Stay. Bristol Palin and her fiancé Levi Johnston have broken up, People Magazine has announced. Isn't the kid 3 months old? Usually the guy skips out when the kid learns to talk (and starts asking for sh*t). That's why you have an abortion Bristol, so you're not stuck alone with a whining kid at 3 in the morning, all while trying to finish your homework. I kid, abortions are bad. Besides the tabloids pay the white girls (Bristol and Jamie Lynn) millions of dollars for their first interviews. When your "coloured", no one gives a damn. They don't even offer you a seat at the welfare office. Don't believe me, somebody find me Keisha Castle-Hughes. (Bet you forgot about her didn't you?)