We Need A Prayer Circle

Someone once told me that when you have a problem that seems too big to solve, pray to God. He always answers, just not always how you want. I can pray, but somehow I don’t think my voice will be enough for this one. I need you all to hold hands and bow your heads... Perez Hilton is reporting that Samantha Ronson may be engaged to Lindsay Lohan. Jebus Save Her. Yes, I’m talking about Ronson. Doesn’t Samantha Ronson have family? Doesn't she have friends who care about her? Doesn't she have "people"? Doesn't she have anyone who can slap some sense into her? Can you imagine being married to Lindsay Lohan at this point in Lindsay’s life? Millions of men are thanking God, Lindsay went to the other side. You know, I was sad that so many American states have refused to legalize Gay marriage (it’s been legal here in Ontario for at least 5 years and honestly, other than the number of gay couples going through divorce, no big deal). But maybe I was too harsh in my judgement, because all of those homophobic straights just did Samantha Ronson a huge favour.