I Don't Believe It

Any of it. I don't know what sort of witchcraft Amber Rose is into, but girlfriend could be in Harry Potter. Why do we still know this girls name? Kanye West's girlfriend/ex-girlfriend/jump-off/sidepiece/ho, Amber Rose, has found herself some respectable employment. Amber Rose just signed up with the Ford agency. Yes, Ford Models is repping Lesbian Strippers turned Video "hot girls" now. This is totally George Bushes fault, if he hadn't screwed up the global economy so bad, Ford Models would not have to be scraping the gutter for new talent. But this is my favorite part, Amber Rose wrote this on the website, Globalgrind.com, the Ford contract is "proof that when you work hard, good things do happen." Can we get a "Bitch Please" followed by an "Amen". Thank you Amber sucking Kanye's dick and wearing the clothes that he paid for, got you that contract. Let's not get the situation twisted. Next thing you know this girl is going to start talking about moving to Hollywood and winning Oscars. But I will give Amber some credit, she is a busy woman. Missy is holding on to her fifteen minutes of fame, and she couldn't careless if she has to get a beat down to keep it. At the Sean Combs D-List "White Party," the NY Daily News is reporting that Amber "locked lips" with Punk Ass, the artist formerly known as Chris Brown. Brown showed up at the party with singer Teyana Taylor, but quickly downgraded to Amber. I'm having difficulty with this one. Chris Brown doesn't have the balls to try and steal Kanye West's girl. Kanye and Jay Z are clearly on team Rihanna, and Chris can ill afford to cause anymore friction. Then again Chris is not the brightest apple in the bunch. I must say, well played Amber. Enjoy it while you can though.