Is That What They're Call in Now?

Page Six is reporting that when Megan Fox auditioned for Transformers, she went to director Michael Bay's house for the audition. "He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her," reports Jason Solomons in Britain's Guardian. "She said she didn't know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed -- 'Er, I don't know where it is either.' " Her audition consisted of her "washing his car" at his house. Yeah right.