I DON'T GET FASHION

I've spent far too much time combing the sale racks at The Gap to be considered fashionable. Sometimes I wish this weren't true, and other times...I'm so freakin' grateful. Sometimes being fashionable means you have to wear some crazy outfit in public because some "genius" designer told you it looked good. Case in point:

Now, before you think Chloë Sevigny was the only actress to fall for this ridiculous styling by the good people at Prada, I present Zoe Saldana:

Points to Zoe for trying to "sell it" with that smile. But I suspect SHE KNOWS.

So Miuccia Prada,were supposed to wear forties inspired clothing with our bras out now, are we? So chic. Why didn't I think of that?  Oh that's right, because I'm not a fashionista.