RANDOM SHOTS: THE MOCA

The MOCA New 30th Anniversary Gala on Saturday night held at (where else?)The Museum of Contemporary Art in Los Angeles. It brought out the beautiful, the fashionable and the desperate for attention.

Zoë Saldaña doing her best impression of a 40 year old. Zoe, food is not the enemy.

Poor Ciara, she got confused. She saw a camera and thought she was at a fashion shoot. Do you think she practiced this in the mirror before she left?

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale.

I have no words for what they're wearing. Well, other than sh*t and crap...

James Franco, he must be the pastiest Italian in the world. Is there no sun in Los Angeles? Someone buy this guy some bronzer. BTW, why is he holding that woman like he's never held a woman before.

Kate Bosworth. Getting caught up in a scandal is great for a non-existent career.

Now if only she'd do something about her hair. Is she bleaching it herself?

Brad and Angelina didn't have to walk the red carpet. The reason they look so stiff is because they realized they were trapped in a building with a bunch of d-list. How is Ciara on the same guest list as Brad and Angelina? There's a publicist in Los Angeles looking for work right now.