THEY DON'T HAVE THE INTERNET IN AUSTRALIA

I've been dissing Britney Spears and her little puppet show of a concert tour since it began. Hell, everyone has. Britney's touring for the money, and her die hard fans either pity her or have no sense, because they're showing up clapping along to our over-medicated former pop idol.

But somehow there are no bloggers in Australia, because after Britney gave her first lip-synced-half-assed performance in that country, there was outrage. People walked out of the concert. Some contacted their local politicians. There is talk about writing a new law requiring concert promoters to state when the artist will be lip-syncing.

To quote one irate (former) fan in Britain's Daily Mail:

'We were led to believe the lip-syncing was necessary because her dancing was so good, so rigorous, she couldn't possibly sing. But her moves were sloppy and stiff, as well as out of time.'

Clearly this girl didn't see Britney perform live at the MTV Music Awards, prior to her big "breakdown". Because Britney's shows have pretty much been the same, only with more costume changes.

Britney Spear's promoter said: Britney is 'extremely upset' over the backlash because 'she's a human being'. B*tch please, Britney may be a "human being" (no other species would want credit for that one) but she doesn't have a clue. Raise your hand if you think Britney's been getting up early to read the reviews? Can Britney even read? That has yet to be proven.