THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK

I’ve joked that certain celebrities need better people, but in this case, these people, need better people. Actually, I wonder if their respective ‘people’ are the same ‘people’, because that would explain a lot...Anyhoo, some jackass decided that Janet Jackson and Ashanti should go on tour together.

Digest that one for a minute.

Two women, who haven’t been able to sell albums in more than a minute, are going out on the road together. Unless this concert tour is sponsored by the Dollar Store, with ticket prices to match, I expect this Janet-Ashanti collaboration to end abruptly due to migraines, bad menstrual cramps...or whatever lame excuse their publicist comes up with once they realize that no one is showing up to the concerts.