CARRIE PREJEAN WON'T GO AWAY

Her again. Every time I forget about former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean, she comes right back.

Page Six is reporting that dethroned Miss California Carrie Prejean pulled out of talks to appear at a Connecticut club, claiming a midnight slot was "in direct conflict with her reputation as a Christian." Prejean was negotiating a $15,000 offer with promoters Moodswing360 to appear at Shrine at the MGM Grand at Foxwoods on Jan. 26, but balked at appearing between midnight and 2 a.m.

Her mom, Francine wrote in an e-mail:

"We are not completely certain that we want her in a nightclub setting at the hours specified in the contract. As you can understand, this is in direct conflict with who she is. Her reputation as a Christian is more important than any public appearance attention or monetary compensation." She added, "If in the future, you have an opportunity for her to speak to young adults, or physically challenged athletes, she would love it."

Where in the Bible does it say that Christians have to be in their homes between midnight and 2 am? Isn’t that the “witching hour”? So shouldn’t those of faith be out there fighting the forces of darkness? Where better to do that than in a nightclub? That job offer was a call from God Carrie and you f*cked it up.

But her mother KILLS me. If “you have an opportunity for her to speak to young adults, or physically challenged athletes, she would love it.” It’s a nightclub. No young adults are coming up in there. But what would Carrie have to offer physically challenged athletes? They’re athletes, they already know about perseverance and overcoming. What can some woman who has been trading on her looks her whole life have to offer them? Someone please get this b*tch a brain.