THE MIRACLE WORKER RETURNS

Oh bless us, Lindsay Lohan has returned from her life saving mission in India! Here Lindsay is fresh off the plane at LAX. She's jonesing isn't she? I guess it’s hard to score in a foreign country, especially when a BBC camera crew is following you around.

Lindsay Lohan went to India to save the Indians from themselves last week. Actually, she went to India to make a BBC documentary about child trafficking. I guess the BBC thought that if they got Lindsay Lohan involved, the world would finally take the problem of child trafficking seriously. Lindsay, being the attention whore that she is, upon her arrival in India, took to twitter to tell us all about her “heroic” work. Lindsay tweeted after arriving in India: "Over *40 children saved* so far...... Within one day's work...... This is what life is about..... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!"

It seems that Lindsay Lohan tweeted this while waiting in the customs line at the airport. And unfortunately for Lindsay, they have access to Twitter in India, and the Indians understand English better than she does.

A leading social activist and lawyer, known only as Bhuwan, of the campaign group Bachpan Bachao Andolan, accused Lohan of portraying the dangerous child rescue operation as a superficial event, one that could be carried out "in a day by passing celebrities". It seems he, and his organization did all the hard work for months, and carried out the raid the day before Lindsay arrived in India.

I don’t know what the BBC is trying to prove with this nonsense. Taking a serious issue and throwing Lindsay Lohan into the mix isn’t going to help anyone. Lord knows Lindsay can’t even save herself, why the hell are they taking her half way across the globe just so she can pretend to save others?