RANDOM SHOTS: THE VEVO WEBSITE LAUNCH

Vevo –the music video website launched last night (it’s about damn time someone came up with this). Anyone who is anyone was there -Chris Brown wasn’t, draw your own conclusions.

My girl Rihanna was. Which is great, because I only just remembered that I am stalking Rihanna. Here is the Vevo Launch as seen through the beauty that is Rihanna.

Sheryl Crow and RiRi. They're both wearing heels, but Rihanna's a giant.

John Mayer and Rihanna. It's like she sucked all the beauty out of John Mayer. He might want to go see a doctor.

The Canadian Connection Justin Barbier and his god awful haircut, tries to feed off of Rihanna's fabulousness. Maybe he should just get the name of her hairdresser instead.

Rihanna and Adam Lambert. Adam needs to ease up on the make-up, or hire a professional, 'cause it wasn't that sort of party.

Mariah Carey looking fabulous and Rihanna. I'm loving Mariah again, but only because I saw PRECIOUS, and because I haven't gotten her new album.

Rihanna was just being kind. Rihanna and Pete Wentz (just like Tiger, marriage doesn't agree with Pete either).

Beauty and talent times two: Taylor Swift and RiRi.

And finally, because no one loved her enough to tell her, I have to do the dirty work. Rihanna you need to get your roots done (and maybe a conditioning treatment). How could she be walking around with the back of her head looking like this?