SOMEONE SEND CHRIS BROWN A HUG

I almost feel sorry for Punk Ass. Almost.

Punk Ass, the artist formerly known as Chris Brown is learning a lesson that most of us learned many years ago. Sometimes “sorry” isn’t enough.

In the weeks leading up to Chris Brown’s and Rihanna’s CD releases, people were picking sides, with Chris Brown’s fans being the more vocal of the bunch. Screaming about how they were going to support Chris. Well stupid me, not once did it ever occur to me that it could possibly be record label trolls writing those pro-Chris/Anti-Rihanna comments on blogs. Because if all of these women actually supported Chris, his album would be breaking records and it ain’t.

Chris Brown, who released his new album last Monday, has learned a valuable lesson. Karma’s a woman. And she’s one angry b*tch.

Chris took to twitter this weekend to complain that his fans were being denied access to his (poorly reviewed) CD. It seems that some record stores refused to order it. And other retailers who did order it, some of their managers refused to stock it on the store shelves, leaving his CDs sitting in the back in unopened boxes. I guess a lot more people have personal histories with domestic violence than Chris or his label thought.

Chris needs to stop using Twitter to whine about his troubles. He should have sat his ass down for about a year and let Rihanna do her thing. Then he should of stepped out. People smirked at Rihanna only selling 194,000 units the first week out, but that was a personal best for her. Chris' last album sold 295,000 during its first week. His latest might not even crack 100,000.

Too bad kid, welcome to the real world.