WHITE WAITRESSES EVERYWHERE, REJOICE!

'cause Tiger Woods is (almost) single.

Radar Online is reporting that Tiger Woods' wife Elin has moved out of their $2.9 million home. Not a smart woman. In a case like this, you throw his ass out, unless you're taking possession of a much larger property. I guess I’ll reserve judgment until I see where she ends up.

Honestly, this is the best thing for everyone involved. Elin won't have to worry about catching any (more?) secondhand STDs. And Tiger's game is sure to improve. If he could play that well, while sleeping with his wife and simultaneously sneaking around with at least 3 different women, now that he’s able to bang every low-rent waitress across America with abandon, he's sure to play even better.