OH HEIDI...I'M SO SORRY

Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery foolishness was part of a larger marketing plan. No not for her and Spenser Pratt, but for her debut album "Superficial."

According to the New York Post, Heidi claims that she and husband Spencer Pratt went broke producing the doomed project: "I've spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It's cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality." (*insert eye roll here*). But she's confident she'll recoup her investment "within the first week" of the release because she expects most of her 1 million followers on twitter to buy a copy.

Oh Heidi, don’t you know twitter, like obsessive plastic surgery is the devil? I’m one of your one million followers on twitter. And if even a small fraction of your followers are like me, they followed you because you were there, not because we actually care about anything you have to say, so I'm pretty sure you’re f*cked.

For the record, I do not believe she spent a million dollars on this album, unless she got Scott Storch, Timberland and The Dream to produce it. And I’d like to think that Storch learned his lesson after the Paris Hilton fiasco.

Editor's note - I keep staring at her face, and she DOES look like a 35 year old adult film actress -and one who's been around for a while. She looks so hard.  I actually pity Heidi. This is what happens when you don't raise your children with a healthy self esteem.