TIME TO STEP UP YOUR GAME GABBY

Now that the Award circuit is over, and you're settling into the realities of being a working actor, we need to look at the fashion -we need to look at a lot of sh*t, but let us START with the fashion. Gabourey, Lane Bryant has not being doing you any favors, and to whoever sold you those blue Ugg-ish footwear, karma's a bitch. Don’t worry that sales associate will get hers.

Gabourey Sidibe needs to learn that you can be fat and fly. But you can't be fat and fly wearing turquoise Uggs and a plaid jacket.