Jennifer Aniston Almost Earned My Respect

Jennifer Aniston has been in hiding for the past few weeks. Other than a screening on January 9th, we have not been subjected to daily sightings of the actress in months. I was starting to believe the rumors that she was pregnant. And I was finally starting to respect Jennifer Aniston's game.

But here Jennifer is with her boyfriend Justin Theroux in Los Angeles yesterday, looking - not pregnant.  She could be pregnant, but she isn't showing at all.

Can you imagine is she was though? Brad Pitt finally about to get that Oscar (it's looking doubtful but he could still pull it off) and then BAM - Jennifer Aniston with child. It would have been brilliant. It would have owned the award seasons. It would have also been an Angelina Jolie move, and I would have finally had a bit of respect for Jennifer, because while I think she's a manipulative bitch, I don't think she has mastered the manipulative bitch yet.

I can't respect half-assed.