I don't even know why I'm mentioning this.
Given that Angelina and Brad have announced their engagement, we knew stories like this were coming, but really? This has got to be my favourite Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux tale to date. I'm just going to quote the whole damn article from TMZ because. . . well. . . you'll see:
Jennifer Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux are planning a wedding thousands of miles away from Hollywood ... TMZ has learned.I think TMZ is laughing at us.
Sources connected with the Elounda Beach Hotel in Crete (where Aniston's dad was born, located about 230 miles south of Greece) tell TMZ ... Aniston was there recently, scoping the place out. Our sources say Aniston mentioned a July wedding.
The hotel website boasts a wedding package that includes:
-- A dedicated consultant
-- Legal, License Paperwork Requirements
-- Civil or Religious Ceremony outside of the Hotel’s Church
-- Bridal Bouquet, Grooms Boutonniere, decoration of the club car
-- Bottle of champagne & Greek Wedding Sweets after the ceremony for the bride & groom
You get all that, plus a series of other complimentary services, for about $2,300.
Aniston made that for roughly 2 seconds of work on "Friends."
BTW, one of the hotel big wigs says Aniston hasn't settled on his hotel for the nuptials ... as he put it, "She has connections on the other side of the island as well."
TMZ is using a hotel as the source? And Jennifer Aniston is having a $2300 wedding? I can afford a $2300 wedding. It wouldn't even break me. I don't even think Jennifer stays in hotel rooms that cheap. #bitchplease.